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A Beard in my Life...

Most people who havent met me for a while dont know that I am trying to grow a beard...yes it is more out of necessity than anything hehhe...A few incidents happened which made me think of ways to look a little older...Hence the beard...

One day a few months back, I was bumming around at home on a Sunday and the doorbell rang. A BURQA clammed Woman said...'Beta!! Ghar mein kissi baray ko bhejo... ' and I was like 'Mein khud Barra hoon ghar ka...as in IN PERSON'...'Oh acha beta, phir tou aap kay ghar mein koi 6 months say kum ka bacha nahi hoga...' and I was like 'HAY!! Laikin POLIO kay drops hochukay hain...come next month...'

CLosed the door but was RED with embarassment. Do I look that YOUNG??

From that day, I decided on the beard and I am trying to grow one...SLOWLY...umm...OK VERY SLOWLY!!! hehhe...IT WILL COME, I HAVE MY FAITH!!!

A few friends pray that it is a religious move and I keep it for that reason, well thank you wellwishers...keep at it...it just may make me more inclined towards religion as well...

LIFE - Different Views

No matter how much I think about it, how much I talk about it, how much I hear about it....the topic of LIFE is always interesting to spare some time to...

So what is life? Why is it? Simple questions but books have been written, philosophers have spent their best chain of thoughts explaining, exploring but it is such a huge and deep topic...the thirst is never quenched...

A few days back I heard an interesting comment from a senior scholar...

'Life is an experiment...we were given brains and ability to think and take decisions to see what we do...its all an experiment, there are results, readings noted...do we learn? Or do we do the same and say history repeats itself"

hehe...it was quite interesting to ponder on the thought...

My own version is...

"Life is a rat race...there is no start or finish...as in of course there is life and death but as with most races, the objective of life is not reach the finish line before anyone else...rather it is to get ahead...and thats that...why is the next person ahead of me...its a struggle to be the best...but you can never be cos there will always be...life is made to keep us unsatisfied...we will never reach the best...cos when we reach the so called "best"...the definition of best changes and we want something else....hence we keep running and running...until we die...."

Another version of mine... (copy pasting from where I wrote earlier....)

"Life is like a slot machine....u keep entering coins hoping...u ll hit the jackpot...u keep entering....sometimes getting nothing....sometimes...getting a bit...but since the more u invest u feel like getting it all back cos its all urs....why should some stranger just come and sit on ur seat and take all ur money which u invested while gambling...what if he hits the jackpot....that keeps u sitting at the machine...and running the machine again and again....

Sometimes....u get the first dial BINGO...the second dial BINGO and in anticipation for the 3rd BINGO....it gets stuck in between....no jackpot...u look left u look right and try forcing...the machine....for ur LONG AWAITED jackpot....some ppl get lucky and actually the bingo does fall and they hit the jackpot but what do they know...it wasnt meant to be and was rather forced....so it might not always work out even with all the money....

Some ppl are clever...they wouldnt spend a dime...and would rather wait in the corner for someone to put in all his money and when he runs out get his SEAT and trying using up all his investment for himself...its still a gamble but its more bigger rewards...."

A friend's version...

"Life is like swimming in deep sea. In winter the water is calm yet there may be storms inside the surface that are devastating. In summers where the sea is rough and rigid, inside you will find peace and serenity. You keep on swimming, through calm and rough. Sometimes you swim with the waves sometimes you swim against it. Half of the times you swim in daylight, half the time in dark. But you keep on swimming, a never ending fight which eventually you have to loose, but if you drown before your time has come then you miss out so much in life. People swim along you, some move ahead some you leave behind. Some drown on the way. "

Just to end it...I remember another good version...

'Life is like a journey on a long long road....there are bumps and hurdles and weather changes...you may change your car or get a life partner to accompany you...but the journey goes on...you meet and wave people....some people drive with you for a while...some just go away after a wave....there are crossroads, forks...etc...

The objective of life is non-existent at the beginning, there is no end to the road...but with time and more focus the objectives become more and more visible...when you reach a goal...its not the end...you immediately move on from that...setting new goals and it keeps going on...."

Fatherhood - Such a Blessing

Being a father is one of the great blessings that a guy could ever have in this life. Its not only about having a cute daughter/son as a baby to cuddle but also the acceptance of a much much bigger responsibility than running a household. The guy is not only the bread yearner now but also someone to look upto. A guide, Superman, the person who has all the answers, the protector and what not. I remember me missing my dad all my life as he was usually away sailing. A tough life no doubt as a Mariner but that can't stop the son for not missing him.

I on the other hand am available and plan to be there all my life for my family. All my plans have to revolve around me being around whenever required. After all, no matter how much you work or earn, who is it for? If your answer is myself then there is no use reading on. This is written on a different frequency. You have to give up your own likings, desires when you get married. I would rather spend a few good hours with my family than spend it with friends. Of course, not all will understand until someone actually is at the same status in life as me. I wait for that dreaded clock hand to strike 5:30pm and I could wind up and go home to the best smile in the world. Its a great feeling to go home, say 'Assalam-o-alaikum...' out aloud and see your little kid turn around and smile in recognition of "BABA's" voice...wow...what a feeling...

Its a great feeling and I am definitely blessed. All you guys out there, who wish for having some worth in your life.... get married and have children and from then live for them... ITS WORTH IT ALL!!!

Alhumdulillah for this blessing God... let me be fair and do justice to this very very responsible role in life... AAMEEN...

Classic ZIGGY

As classic as ZIGGY, now thats a a good analogy...its been 35 years since ZIGGY was born and he hasnt aged.

The jokes are as fresh as ever too...the norms of society, the mice, the parrot and the cat...the stock broker, the MOM's diner etc.

Those who know what I am talking about would appreciate it as well...

Anyway, here is what I read today... Funny in a nice way...

First Blog

Arright...FINALLY!!! Umar Pirzada i.e. ME...has entered the BLOG WORLD...Lets see what develops...

firstly I thought blogging is for people who are dying for attention hehehe....then I read some blogs of a few friends and then being an NBA fan read again and again how MARK CUBAN the DALLAS MAVERICKS owner...wrote his blogs and got FINED heheh...man that is asking for trouble...

I finally realized...I am going to give it a shot...whats the worst that could happen...?? I hope that doesnt mean anything hehehe...

Finding a blog URL is tough man....so so many people...most names already taken... now how many people would have the name Umar Pirzada in this world and how many spell it that way well apparently the ideal blog address http://umarpirzada.blogspot.com HAS BEEN TAKEN...and TAKEN MY FOOT there is nothing opening there...I know its a loser who has blocked the entry or something or a corruption in the BLOGGER Database...

Having gone through....heaps of names for my URL...I finally came down to...guess what.... hehehe....

http://mrumarpirzada.blogspot.com

that makes me laugh...how desperate for attention am i? Well OK so now I will be known around the blog world as MR. Umar Pirzada heheh...I bet no one thought of that...I m going to try to search mrjohndoe and mrbillgates after I am done with this....hehehe....

Anyway...next step...TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT....so off I go....

Oh one more thing...almost forgot...I saw this on other FIRST POSTS....

'My Blog will contain technical articles, stuff about me, jokes and everything that inspires me....'

Hehhe....stereotypical eh...WELL SO THATS THAT....

Thanks for reading till here...and hope you will come back...again...