Different Ways to ANNOY PEOPLE!!!

1. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

2. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

3. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

4. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

5. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch
paper, 98 copies.

6. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

7. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

8. Name your dog "Dog."

9. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

10. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

11. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it
was a "real hoot."

12. Practice making fax and modem noises.

13. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:"
them to your boss.

14. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

15. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if
people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

16. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the
prophecy."

17. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

18. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any
moment.

19. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over
your ears.

20. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge
across the room.

21. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal
voice.

22. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

23. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you "like it that way."

24. Drum on every available surface.

25. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

26. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

27. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.

28. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

29. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

30. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

31. Set alarms for random times.

32. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking"
noise.

33. Honk and wave to strangers.

34. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

35. Wear your pants backwards.

36. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.

37. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

38. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

39. only type in lowercase.

40. dont use any punctuation either

41. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole
streets.

42. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

43. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

44. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's
roadmaps.

45. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear
that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

46. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

47. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

48. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

49. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

50. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

51. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

52. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

53. Ask people what gender they are.

54. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts
back.

55. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious
that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

56. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a
parakeet.

57. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

58. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of
being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand
that people pronounce each "a."

59. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to
see if they slow down.

60. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

61. Wear a LOT of cologne.

62. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster
speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

63. Sing along at the opera.

64. Mow your lawn with scissors.

65. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

66. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

67. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their
answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological
profiles."

68. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic
picture."

69. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

70. Never make eye contact.

71. Never break eye contact.

72. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

73. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

74. BLOG THE ABOVE!!!!